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Apparently it is a Ukranian beer commercial aimed at the Russians
Just received this… we say niet
October 28, 2009 by stubwah1The problem with Hove Park…
September 10, 2009 by stubwah1…I love Hove Park, it’s virtually on my doorstep…it’s got a fabulous newly refurbished playground for “the boy” and acres of space for him to kick a ball around or just run about.
But there is a blot on the horizon, trouble in paradise, worse than any dog fouled pavement…I am of course referring to the scourge of the Hove Park Cafe…the Hove Park Mum.
The natural habitat of the HPM
Now of course I am not referring to all female parents but one specific subspecies. And trust me you can’t miss them.
You are first warned of the presence of a hive of HPM’s as you approach the park. The perimeter of the park is lined with parking spaces and these will be filled to groaning with badly parked 4×4’s or MPV’s (although the MPV is more the vehicle of the HPM wannabee).
Parking in the South West corner of the park nearest the cafe seems to be the prefferred destination, with the parking bays resembling more of a Knightsbridge demolition derby. The reason for this preferred destination is that your common or garden HPM wouldn’t actually want to exercise in the park or even entertain their children. Far better to let Tarquin and Persephone run free whilst the HPM exchanges the latest in vacuous tittle tattle with other members of the hive.
N.B Chances are Tarquin and Persephone will be twins conceived by the delights of IVF. Nature is trying to protect us from this obnoxious sub species reproducing but unfortunately hubbie’s salary seems to be winning this battle for survival.
Distinguishing characteristics of a HPM:
Pristine tyres on the 4×4, they have only driven 200m to reach the park.
Immaculate paintwork on aforementioned 4×4, this vehicle will have seen as much of the countryside as your average town fox. And don’t be fooled, despite the inability to drive or park the HPM’s vehicle of choice will have been bodyshopped more times than Joan Rivers.
Membership card in wallet for IVF clinic
Abscence of work or colleagues in conversation – these women have never ventured into the workplace nor earnt a days salary in their lives.
Will be sitting in a group of women, blocking your way, all surrounded by twin/triplet pushchairs.
Abhorence of silence, – preferably filled with vacuous inane chitter chatter.
Off spring will be badly behaved, sickly looking children probably with nut allergys and lacto sintolerant.
Excellent working knowledge of Jamie’s lunchtime menu.
Just stumbled on this…nice pieces
July 29, 2009 by stubwah1http://musicasart.co.uk/
Bodyguard auditions….priceless
July 27, 2009 by stubwah1
If you need these guys to get you out of trouble…then you don’t realise the trouble you are already in…
Sobriety Test…Fail
January 26, 2009 by stubwah1
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December 18, 2008 by stubwah1
Influential ska-pop band The Specials have announced a full UK tour.
The Coventry outfit revealed in April 2008 that they would reform and return to live action for the first time since their split in 1981.
Heralded by the likes of Blur, Lily Allen and The Enemy as a primary influence – the line-up will play 10 UK dates next spring.
The jaunt begins in Newcastle on 22 April and concludes at London’s Brixton Academy on 12 May.
The gigs will see the line up of Terry Hall, Lynval Golding, Neville Staple, Roddy Byers, Horace Panter and John Bradbury reconvene. Omitting only Jerry Dammers.
The band are largely credited with the popularity of ska punk in the late 1970s and the emergence of the 2-Tone sound.
Rumours of an announcement had grown after the majority of the band made a special appearance together at this year’s Bestival festival in September.
Already got my ticket…Brixton 06 May.
Music As Art
November 29, 2008 by stubwah1Turn your Music Collection into your own unique piece of art.
Canvas mounted image of all of your music album covers converted into one collage.
No one will probably have exactly the same music collection as you and so your piece of Artwork will be unique too.
Each piece looks fantastic hung on a wall, a fantastic conversation piece.
The larger your music collection the more impressive your image becomes.
4 options : Random / Chronological release order / Colour Coded / Chronological purchase order.
The perfect present for the music buff in your life/bed/office/family.
Contact Stuart for prices and further details
email info@musicasart.co.uk
Fenerbahce 2 – Arsenal 5 (insert Turkish Delight pun here)
October 22, 2008 by stubwah1Forgotten about the Chinese earthquake yet?…
October 18, 2008 by stubwah1The 2008 Sichuan earthquake which measured at 7.9 magnitude occurred at 14:28:01.42 CST on May 12, 2008 in the Sichuan province of China. It was also known as the Wenchuan earthquake, after the earthquake’s epicentre in Wenchuan County, Sichuan province. The epicenter was 80 kilometres (50 mi) from Chengdu, the capital of Sichuan, with a depth of 19 kilometres (12 mi). The earthquake was felt as far away as Beijing (1,500 kilometres (932 mi) away) and Shanghai (1,700 kilometres (1,056 mi) away), where office buildings swayed with the tremor. The earthquake was also felt in nearby countries.
Official figures (as of July 21, 2008 ) state that 69,197 are confirmed dead, including 68,636 in Sichuan province, and 374,176 injured, with 18,222 listed as missing. The earthquake left about 4.8 million people homeless, though the number could be as high as 11 million (the population of Greece is 11,215,000). Approximately 15 million people lived in the affected area.
Strong aftershocks, some exceeding magnitude 6, continue to hit the area even months after the main quake, causing new casualties and damage.
My wife’s immediate family live 50k from what was the epicentre in the town of Mianzhu.
Their house used to look like this …
My wife has just made her first visit back to her hometown since the disaster struck.
Her childhood home now looks like this…
Not sure how many of us used to our fitted kitchens would react to this being the extent of out kitchen facilities…
The amazing thing is these people constantly comment on how fortunate they are in comparison to others, they probably mean those who were living in buildings like these…
and these…
It’s only natural that what is out of sight becomes out of mind, but it is important we remember that this was a once in a lifetime disaster, and will take a generation to rectify. Obviously some people’s losses are irreplaceable.
Anyone wishing to make a donation to the relief effort can still do so via:
The Chinese Embassy in UK has opened a special account for donation for Earthquake in Sichuan province in Bank of China(UK).
1)CHEQUES,TRAVELLERS CHEQUES AND POSTAL ORDERS SHOULD BE MADE
PAYABLE To:
The Chinese Embassy In UK
Sichuan Earthquake Donation Account
ACCOUNT No: 10196750
CORRESPONDENT ADDRESS:BANKING DEPARTMENT,
BANK OF CHINA(UK) LIMITED,
90 CANNON STREET,LONDON,EC4N 6HA
2)UK AND OVERSEAS DONATIONS CAN BE MADE QUOTING:
Beneficiary Name:The Chinese Embassy In UK
Sichuan Earthquake Donation Account
Account number:10196750
Sort code:405037 BANK OF CHINA(UK) LTD LONDON
3)CASH can be deposited at any branch of Bank of China(UK)Limited,please
quote a/c no. 10196750
The Solway Coast, the Home of my Fathers…
October 16, 2008 by stubwah1
The home of my fathers, or specifically, my maternal grandfather is oft forgotten, strangely ignored and frequently overlooked in any trawl around the United Kingdom. And yet this one corner of the Scottish Borders has me returning time and time again like a prodigal son.
Genetics is a strange thing. Like all of us I had four grandparents and yet I could only tell you where one of them hailed from. If you asked me which one I was most like I would have no idea, but if you asked me which one I most identified with I would tell you instantly it was my mother’s father – James Ferguson, son of William Ferguson, son of William Ferguson. One and all border-country men. One and all hailing from the beauty that is our Solway Coast.
My grandfather was born on the Solway Coast and lived there until his father presented him with a £10 pound note and told him to go and buy an engagement ring. A wedding match had been arranged. Not keen on the match James spent the £10 on a train ticket to London and as a consequence spent most of his life away from the land of his birth, but upon reaching retirement he returned with a bride of his own choice to live out the remainder of his days.
Fortunately for his young grand children his retirement days were to be long and rewarding and so were the numerous family holidays our family enjoyed twice a year at his home in Kirkcudbright. Over long summer holidays we got to know the surrounding region visiting some of his 15 brothers and sisters.
For me the Solway Coast evokes many images: rolling green countryside that the Fergusons worked and farmed; frozen in time market towns and small villages where they lived; sandy beaches where they played; and picturesque harbours where a returning trawlerman would often proffer a part of his catch for some favour owed to a brother’s cousin’s niece’s husband.
Despite the occasional midges and the more frequent rain I have no hesitation in recommending the Solway Coast, below I will highlight some of the area’s attractions, but take my advice and give it a try, it hasn’t changed that much since I started visiting some 35 years ago. But, truthfully the main reason to visit the area is that it is a designated Area of Outstanding beauty and you can be sure it has something for everyone. It’s glorious beaches and rolling countryside play host to an incredible number of plants and animals, especially wild birds. For more information on the region’s wildlife the Solway Coast Discovery Centre in Silloth is an excellent place to start. The centre also has extensive information on walks with local experts.
Situated in the bottom Western corner of Scotland, Dumfries and Galloway is an unspoilt county and the poetic heart of a countryside with ample destinations for great day trips. Steeped in lore and legend, the area has attractions that are ancient and modern, small and grand. Notable places to visit include all the attractions on the Robert Burns trail, Threave castle and the wonderful Castle Kennedy Gardens.
The are has never been avant garde, mobile phone reception is intermittent and with the majority of roads being lined by dairy farms cows seem to outnumber the human population with a comfortable majority. Most distinctive of all the bovine inhabitants are the Belted Galloways, with their broad white belt dividing their torsos.
My grandfather’s place of retirement was the town of Kirkcudbright, perched on the banks of the River Nith, known today as the Artists’ Town – and an amble around it’s streets will explain the nomenclature.
Kirkcudbright, along with castle Douglas, Gatehouse of Fleet, Newton Stewart and Creetown all share another claim to fame. They have all been used for locations for the 1973 film “The Wicker Man”. Dundrennan, a short way down the road from Kirkcudbright, now plays host annually to the Wicker man Music festival, and is reminiscent of how Glastonbury used to be, recent headlining acts have included Fun Loving Criminals, The Orb, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jah Wobble and Gary Numan.
But if music festivals aren’t your cup of tea then there is plenty more to do: golfing, walking, fishing, shooting opportunities scatter the countryside as do historic castles. Once upon a time Dumfries and Galloway were part of the frontline against an expansionist England. Caerlaverock castle today is the host of re-enactment battles but was laid siege to by Edward I at the turn of the 14th century.
Harking back to my own school holidays the entertainment was limited, but in the tourist high season there were always the occasional organised farm walks and the highlight of the local tourist season calender – the Kirkcudbright tattoo.
Nowadays the tourist calendar has extended considerably and some of the more notable attractions include:
June
Kirkcudbright Jazz Festival
July
Annual Riding of the Marches Ceremony
Galloway Children’s Festival
August
Kirkcudbright Art and Crafts Trail
Bladnoch Folk and Blues festival
Gaelforce festival
Galloway Country Fair
Kippford Craft fair
Moffat Show
North West Dumfries Muckle Doo
Portpatrick Folk Festival
Scottish Alternative Games
St. Ninian Festival
The Border gathering
The Kirkcudbright Tattoo
September
Creetown Country Music Festival
Dalbeatie Rock Weekend
Dumfries Film Festival
Gaelforce festival
Moniaive Action project
Morris and Mummers
Robert Burns Festival
St. Ninian Festival
Wigtown Literary Book Town Festival
October
Gaelforce festival
Hightae Annual Craft fair
Lockerbie Jazz Festival
Moffat Walking Festival
Tango Extravaganza
Wigtown Literary Book Town Festival
November
Moffat Christmas festival
December
Mabie Fayre
However, no matter when you visit there is bound to be a local attraction on your doorstep. Below you will find a list of attractions by location:
Caerlaverock
Caerlaverock Castle
Wildfowl & Wetland Trust
Canonbie
Gilnockie Tower
Castle Douglas
Brewery Sulwath Brewers Ltd.
Cardoness castle
Cream O’Galloway
Mill On The Fleet
Old Buitle Tower
Orchardton Tower
Threave Castle and Gardens
Creetown
Carsluith castle
Dalbeatie
Drumcoltran Tower
Dumfries
Arbigland
Burns House
Mersehead Nature Reserve
New Abbey Corn Mill
Robert Burns Centre
Sweetheart Abbey
Dundrennan
The Wicker Man Festival
Dundrennan Abbey
Kirkcudbright
Broughton House and Garden
Galloway Hydros Visitor centre
Harbour Cottage Gallery
MacLellan’s Castle
Langholm
Samye Ling Monnastery and Tibetan Centre
Lochmaben
Lochmaben Castle
Lockerbie
Carlyle’s Birthplace
Mossburn Animal Centre
Rammerscales House
Mochrum
Druchtag Motte
Morton
Morton Castle
Newton Stewart
Creetown Exhibition Cenntre
Creetown Gern Museum
Galloway House Gardens
Glenluce Abbey
Glentrool Visitor Centre
Kirroughtree Visitor Centre
Monreith Animal World and Museum
Stranraer
Castle Kennedy Gardens
Thornhill
Drumlanrig Castle, Gardens and Park
Twynholm
Cocoabean Chocolate factory
David Coulthard’s home town and museum
Most of the above charge an admittance fee, but for free entertainment you can (weather permitting) head off to one of the regions fine beaches, such as:
Carrick Shore Beach, near Gatehouse of Fleet
Brighouse Bay beach, near Kirckcudbright
Castle Point beach Rockcliffe
Doon Beach, near Kirckudbright
Kippford beach, Kippford
Mossyard bbeach, near Gatehouse of Fleet
Rockcliffe Beach, Rockcliffe
Cardoness Beach, near Gatehouse of Fleet
Sandgreen Beach, near Gatehouse of Fleet
Sandyhils Beach, near Dalbeatie
Southerness Beach, near Dumfries
